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 It's been no secret for several years that Santa Claus is a fraudster, yet he has somehow always been able to escape scrutiny from the public without a scratch. Let's not forget that in 2009, the Christmas Papers were released -- a 70-page document authored by an anonymous North Pole escapee detailing the inhumane and horrific working conditions of Santa's Toy Factory. The factory is not as inspiring and dream-like as Christmas ™ 's marketing team would lead you to believe. The Elves are forced into horrible 80-hour work weeks with low pay, working in the cold thin walls and the disgusting floors wet with dirt and grime. There are numerous incidents of Elves becoming hurt, sick, or dead at the workplace with no compensation besides unemployment. That's not to mention that Santa has no qualms about child labor. That new iPad your kid got from Christmas ™ could very well have been built by an elf a couple years younger than them.   You should be able to understand ev...